(Sweet Vents) Magical Charms

zig zod, the Fairy

A Fantasy Novel
by Nicole Smith

In a globe there lived a weathered,

 magic fairy named zig zod.

 Not a scrawny weathered, 

tall globe, filled with potions and a rural smell, 

nor yet a worrying, cold, ----

pink globe with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat:

 it was a fairy-globe, and that means warmth.

One day, after a troubling visit from the dragon zink zen, zig leaves his globe and sets out in search of three magical charms. A quest undertaken in the company of fairies, people and magic men.

In the search for the dragon-guarded charms, zig zod surprises even himself with his kindness and skill as a shopkeeper.

During his travels, zig rescues a map, an heirloom belonging to zink. But when zink refuses to try cia, their friendship is over.

However, zink is wounded at the Battle of Cia and the two reconcile just before zig engages in some serious cia.

zig accepts one of the three magical charms and returns home to his globe a very wealthy fairy.

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Auto Praise for zig zod, the Fairy

"A search for three magical charms was always going to be compelling. The addition of fairies, people and men just makes it even more awesome."

- The Daily Tale

"OMG! It's like Lord of the Rings with added people."

- One of the Kidz

"About as enjoyable as eating my own toes. I wish zink had kept refusing to do any cia. The whole thing would have been a lot shorter."

- Enid Kibbler

"I love zink. I would have liked to see more of her."

- Hit the Spoof

"I prefer the real Tolkien."

- Zob Gloop

Snow

Choose a first line from the options below

Ooh - thunderstorms

I've been hearing snowflakes

You must think that I'm plowable

Reckless thawing

I'm the dry one

Slushing slushing slushing

This is not the best place to find a thaw

Everyone is snowbound sometimes 

Ocean

Choose a first line from the options below

Just stop your shipping

You don't wanna be oceanographic like me

I live my life as if I'm strait

Everyone is splendid sometimes

One minute you're here and the next you're weltering

Trademarking trademarking trademarking

You call and say I'm marine

Reckless bucketing 

You find so many people are far too hasty
But you are simply tasty


I like the way you emeta-star.
I like the way you Meh.
I like the way you Sweet Vents.

You find so many people are far too hasty
But you are simply tasty


I love the way you wear your hair,
Spreading your style everywhere.
You're like a style fountain.
Enough zazz for a whole mountain.

You find so many people are far too hasty
But you are simply tasty


You're the perfect person.
You could meet a worse one.

You find so many people are far too hasty
But you are simply tasty


Happy New Year, Holdays and Meh,
E-Meta-Star and Nikki Bell too,
Are the qualities of you

You find so many people are far too hasty
But you are simply tasty.